1. |
stand up
02:38
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what can you accomplish
sitting down
life's a piece of shit when you're
sitting down
get your ass up off the floor
and face what's there behind your door
stand up
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2. |
baja blast
02:41
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time to wipe away your thirst
get outta line we were here first
like a t bell child ready to nurse
can't get enough i got the t bell curse
it's the baja blast
walking down the road feeling like trash
get outta my way gotta go real fast
be careful boy gotta get past
cause i need my
baja blast
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3. |
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in 1492
columbus sailed the ocean blue
he took over the indian's land
stole their chicks and wrecked their vans
the indians now they're pretty pissed
they've got their knives and their fighting sticks
they're gonna kick columbus' ass
but little do they know
he's a time-traveling robot from the future
needless to say the robot won
he killed them all except for one
he took this native by the hand and said
I'LL GIVE YOU A TIME YOU'LL NEVER FORGET
he took him into the future
where they drank
and sang
and had sex
and they loved
and loved
and loved
and loved...
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4. |
christian rock band
00:59
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we met in an online chatroom
we both said i really love you
several years have passed since then
now she's a him singing hymns in a
christian rock band
i kept trying to play nicer
but eyes light my mouth on fire
and my spit becomes unmmaned
thank god and jesus im not in a
christian rock band
i wish jesus would kidnap me
and bring me to my knees
in his kingdom
so ive gone away just for now
but you won't believe what i found
some strange bald headed men
now I've become one of them
we'll set fire to this land
and boycott your shitty
christian rock band
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5. |
sriracha
01:51
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HOW DO YOU SAY SRIRACHA
I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND
its sriracha you retard
what don't you understand
BUT ITS SPELLED SO FREAKING WEIRD
THAT CANT BE HOW YOU SAY IT
yes it is you stupid man
so come with me and say it
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6. |
sum gai sheet
02:20
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I've got a story
about a girl
she took me away
to her world
it started slowly
but soon got fast
she wanted to put
her hand in my ass
i was her puppet
for about an hour
and then she wanted
a golden shower
i said baby
you can't take this
cause I've been holding
so much piss
in pure ecstasy
for 15 hrs
it was perfect
and it was ours
but now she's left me
and im alone
and now im craving
a juicy bone
ohh you've corrupted
another man
you've crippled me
and i can't stand
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7. |
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i'm stuck in the old weeablues
i can't stop watching anime blu-rays
i guess I'm gonna have to
man-handle my weeablues
yeahhhhhhhhhh
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8. |
tribute to rodney
01:57
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rodney
you were so special to me
mommy
why'd you kill my doggy
my mom hit rodney with her suv
now all i want is that bitch to scream
oh rodney haunts my fuckin deams
i can't believe that bitch can't see
mommy don't you lie to me
i know you hit him purposefully
you hated him dementedly
now im crying in my diary
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9. |
she dumped me :(
01:43
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i don't know the lyrics
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