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the s​/​hi​/​t album

by George Washington Carver

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a blast to sing with my rs lol Favorite track: sriracha.
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1.
stand up 02:38
what can you accomplish sitting down life's a piece of shit when you're sitting down get your ass up off the floor and face what's there behind your door stand up
2.
baja blast 02:41
time to wipe away your thirst get outta line we were here first like a t bell child ready to nurse can't get enough i got the t bell curse it's the baja blast walking down the road feeling like trash get outta my way gotta go real fast be careful boy gotta get past cause i need my baja blast
3.
in 1492 columbus sailed the ocean blue he took over the indian's land stole their chicks and wrecked their vans the indians now they're pretty pissed they've got their knives and their fighting sticks they're gonna kick columbus' ass but little do they know he's a time-traveling robot from the future needless to say the robot won he killed them all except for one he took this native by the hand and said I'LL GIVE YOU A TIME YOU'LL NEVER FORGET he took him into the future where they drank and sang and had sex and they loved and loved and loved and loved...
4.
we met in an online chatroom we both said i really love you several years have passed since then now she's a him singing hymns in a christian rock band i kept trying to play nicer but eyes light my mouth on fire and my spit becomes unmmaned thank god and jesus im not in a christian rock band i wish jesus would kidnap me and bring me to my knees in his kingdom so ive gone away just for now but you won't believe what i found some strange bald headed men now I've become one of them we'll set fire to this land and boycott your shitty christian rock band
5.
sriracha 01:51
HOW DO YOU SAY SRIRACHA I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND its sriracha you retard what don't you understand BUT ITS SPELLED SO FREAKING WEIRD THAT CANT BE HOW YOU SAY IT yes it is you stupid man so come with me and say it
6.
I've got a story about a girl she took me away to her world it started slowly but soon got fast she wanted to put her hand in my ass i was her puppet for about an hour and then she wanted a golden shower i said baby you can't take this cause I've been holding so much piss in pure ecstasy for 15 hrs it was perfect and it was ours but now she's left me and im alone and now im craving a juicy bone ohh you've corrupted another man you've crippled me and i can't stand
7.
i'm stuck in the old weeablues i can't stop watching anime blu-rays i guess I'm gonna have to man-handle my weeablues yeahhhhhhhhhh
8.
rodney you were so special to me mommy why'd you kill my doggy my mom hit rodney with her suv now all i want is that bitch to scream oh rodney haunts my fuckin deams i can't believe that bitch can't see mommy don't you lie to me i know you hit him purposefully you hated him dementedly now im crying in my diary
9.
i don't know the lyrics

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released May 15, 2020

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