christopher columbus the bisexual time traveling robot

from the s/hi/t album by George Washington Carver

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in 1492
columbus sailed the ocean blue
he took over the indian's land
stole their chicks and wrecked their vans

the indians now they're pretty pissed
they've got their knives and their fighting sticks
they're gonna kick columbus' ass
but little do they know
he's a time-traveling robot from the future

needless to say the robot won
he killed them all except for one
he took this native by the hand and said
I'LL GIVE YOU A TIME YOU'LL NEVER FORGET

he took him into the future
where they drank
and sang
and had sex
and they loved
and loved
and loved
and loved...

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from the s/hi/t album, released May 15, 2020

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